New Deal: The Induction
Today it was official, my business as a holistic therapist is really up the swannie. It was my first day at New Deal training for what seems a rather different direction in work, construction. Well that's not entirely true I'm doing landscaping, but it still isn't my beloved therapies. To be honest I don't think I'll stay there as I'm going to be looking to get a part time job. Gardening is a great hobby but as a career, not me really. Plus there is only so much time you can stand with Burberry toting chav's with gold teeth, Oh well. The other thing is I wont be able to do my volunteer work at my local drop in centre for people with HIV & AIDS. I miss it already & I haven't even missed the the weeks work there, which is another reason why I don't want to be at this training course.
It was the first group gathering of the Rainbow Moot at the Birmingham Pride workshop. We are doing Midsummer Nights Dream as our float. I'm going to be Puck, as I'm recycling last years Halloween costume when I dressed up as Pan the Greek god of the wilderness. I need to buy some foundation or concealer for that costume as I have stretch marks & it's a topless costume. We are however going to have rather a lot of fairies so we are making up names for the extra ones to put on sashes. We are having names inspired by nature fueled by innuendo, Alix is Great Tit (due to an ample bosom), Nicki is Purple Haze (Ok not sexual but she never leaves the house not wearing purple & we had to sneak in a cannabis reference), but we are going to have Snail Trail & Hoar.
The float is almost done which is a miracle compared to last year, a 12' Greenman with a 2' penis & Greenwoman with ample breasts & rather graphic minge. This year however we have a woodland scene, so nothing quite as controversial this time. We need to make pennants though to advertise us. It should be fun though.
I was made to watch the beginning of The Farm just to see the celebrities in it which seemed to be very sex heavy, but that's Channel 5 for you. They did get some really who are you? people in. So a little like Celebrity Big Brother only more naff & with animals.
Not having much more to say, I bid you farewell & apologies for the lack of humour but New Deal is soul destroying in the harsh reality of the day. Good night. Rob
It was the first group gathering of the Rainbow Moot at the Birmingham Pride workshop. We are doing Midsummer Nights Dream as our float. I'm going to be Puck, as I'm recycling last years Halloween costume when I dressed up as Pan the Greek god of the wilderness. I need to buy some foundation or concealer for that costume as I have stretch marks & it's a topless costume. We are however going to have rather a lot of fairies so we are making up names for the extra ones to put on sashes. We are having names inspired by nature fueled by innuendo, Alix is Great Tit (due to an ample bosom), Nicki is Purple Haze (Ok not sexual but she never leaves the house not wearing purple & we had to sneak in a cannabis reference), but we are going to have Snail Trail & Hoar.
The float is almost done which is a miracle compared to last year, a 12' Greenman with a 2' penis & Greenwoman with ample breasts & rather graphic minge. This year however we have a woodland scene, so nothing quite as controversial this time. We need to make pennants though to advertise us. It should be fun though.
I was made to watch the beginning of The Farm just to see the celebrities in it which seemed to be very sex heavy, but that's Channel 5 for you. They did get some really who are you? people in. So a little like Celebrity Big Brother only more naff & with animals.
Not having much more to say, I bid you farewell & apologies for the lack of humour but New Deal is soul destroying in the harsh reality of the day. Good night. Rob
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